4 Days Off

Gosh it feels nice. Of course, I couldn't sleep in (and the cunt neighbours have been quiet, what are the chances?).

So we got plenty stoned - luckily the best kind of stoned: cruisey and chilled out - and watched Borat and massive amounts of Girls of the Playboy Mansion and other Foxtel wonderfulness. But we ate more food than I could ever imagine, in fact it was hand-to-mouth for two whole days. We hoovered Turkish pizzas, chips, sour gummy bears, Easter eggs, cookies, Chinese food, and then some. Shudder. We started the weekend with a few blissful hours at the Ginseng Bathhouse, our bodies scrubbed to baby-soft, it really is heaven.

Either side I spent some lovely time with my kick-arse mum, smearing honey on my face, getting an eyelash tint, and memorising rapid dieting menus.

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