Am I A Man?
I can never find things that are just there - CHECK
I leave the toilet roll on the holder while the new roll sits on top - CHECK
Occassional porn - CHECK
I HATE anti-men jokes - CHECK
I can be quite lazy - CHECK
I could probably eat a whole pizza - CHECK
I always seem to justify older men going out with young models - CHECK
< insert other cliches about men > - CHECK
I leave the toilet roll on the holder while the new roll sits on top - CHECK
Occassional porn - CHECK
I HATE anti-men jokes - CHECK
I can be quite lazy - CHECK
I could probably eat a whole pizza - CHECK
I always seem to justify older men going out with young models - CHECK
posted by Julia at 1:38 PM
4 Comments:
With answers like that, I think you are every man's dream!
No...I think it would mean double trouble!
that's funny - I always say that I'm from Mars and that S is from Venus.
Often I just want to not talk, whereas he can say things like "I don't necessarily want you to come with but I would like you to want to come with me" - which just leaves me thinking "huh?" and metaphorically scratching my balls...
Hilarious - that's pure The Break Up!
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